The D’oh confessions

Posted by admin on Nov 12, 2009 in random |

homer-doh-moment-Trying to use my oyster card to open my front door.

-Feeling like a rebel when I microwave a meal for 5 minutes, instead of the suggested 2 minutes then stir, then 3 minutes.

-Asking what the baby girl in Starbucks was called, and told it was John.

-Holding the phone away from my ear when I speak to my mother and then ¬†going ‘Hmmm’ ¬†every 5 minutes or so (and she never notices).

-Having 3 energy drinks in a row and going temporarily blind.

{Hopefully I’m not alone in all of these}


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