The D’oh confessions
-Trying to use my oyster card to open my front door.
-Feeling like a rebel when I microwave a meal for 5 minutes, instead of the suggested 2 minutes then stir, then 3 minutes.
-Asking what the baby girl in Starbucks was called, and told it was John.
-Holding the phone away from my ear when I speak to my mother and then going ‘Hmmm’ every 5 minutes or so (and she never notices).
-Having 3 energy drinks in a row and going temporarily blind.
{Hopefully I’m not alone in all of these}
