Top Ten Horrible Halloween Costumes

Posted by admin on Sep 20, 2010 in lists, style

I was recently reading the MomFinds article about the worst ways to dress your kids for Halloween, and it got me thinking about the many different costumes people wear on Halloween. The holiday has morphed from being a Wiccan celebration to a chance for girls to exude sluttiness under the cover of a costume, and the many outfits on sale reflect this.  However, there are also many outfits available that lack any form of style or sexiness, and I wonder just what’s behind the thought that went into that design process. The worrying thing is that they’re all available for purchase- which means someone actually buys them. Gulp. Here are the top ten most horrible Halloween costumes I could find.

rabbi-baby-costumeRabbi Baby Bunting Costume

Do you want  your baby to grow up to be a Rabbi? Here’s how to get them on that holy path, with an outfit that includes the famous hat and curly payot.


Spongebob Squarepants Costume

When did someone think that dressing up like one of the most unattractive cartoons on TV was a good idea? I can’t stand the show and this outfit makes me feel queasy. What’s even worse its that the outfit is trying to be sexy, which is wrong in so many ways (hello, it’s a kids show?), and that it also fails in that attempt.


Doll Box Costume

No, this isn’t the packaging for some new style of Barbie, it’s an actual COSTUME where you can parade around looking like you belong on the shelf of Toys’R’Us. An occupational hazard would be being confused for a life size sex doll. Nice. Read more…

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